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The Land Before Time - Lana Jacobs
George's Cosmic Treasure Hunt - Lucy and Stephen Hawking
The Pigeons Finds A Hot Dog - Mo Willems
The Pinhoe Egg - Diana Wynne Jones
The Best Mouse Cookie - Laura Numeroff
Start with a Book
Top 5 Books for your kid
Book 01
The Land Before Time - Lana Jacobs
Book 02
George's Cosmic Treasure Hunt - Lucy and Stephen Hawking
Book 03
The Pigeons Finds A Hot Dog - Mo Willems
Book 04
The Pinhoe Egg - Diana Wynne Jones
Book 05
The Best Mouse Cookie - Laura Numeroff
Jokes!
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his ear to the wall and listen. The doctor would watch this guy do this day after day. So the doctor finally decided to see what the guy was listening to, so he put his ear up to the wall and listened. He heard nothing.
So he turned to the mental patient and said, "I don't hear anything."
The mental patient said, "Yeah, I know. It's been like that for months!"
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Two robins were lying on their backs, basking in the sun. A
mama cat and her kitten were walking by.
The kitten complained, "Mama, I'm sooo hungry, what can we
eat?"
To which the mama cat, spying the two robins, replied, "How
about some Baskin Robbins?"
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What makes you think Marie Griffin is an alien?
She has three 'i's.
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Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder."
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement and announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.
Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blonde! We ask for the height, and she gives us the length!"
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A French guest who was staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper.
"Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge.
"Toilette pepper!"
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A Canadian bloke is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm.
His friend Randy stops him and asks, "Hey Dave! Whatcha got that case of beer for?"
"Well, I got it for my wife, you see?" answers Dave.
"Wow," exclaims Randy, "Great trade.
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